tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed)

eccyclema:

infinidean:

goesdownwithship:

goesdownwithship:

Guys. When the 11th doctor regenerates, they should name the episode:
“The Clock Strikes TWELVE”
Right guys? Right?

So how many people have to like this before it becomes canon.

What’d be even better is at some point in the episode a clock falls and hits the Doctor.

Literally, THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

im slowly unlearning how to english

(Source: early-lavender)

kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

sometimes I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you people and then I realize I don’t care

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

dylanofuckme:

realizing just how many europeans i am following just now

rachelevation76:

sharpflatpianoforte:

does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.