My cat is your god
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the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

Reblogged from thecutelollipop, Posted by qichi.
Reblogged from dirtsbag, Posted by thestoryischangingg.

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

Reblogged from dirtsbag, Posted by malikbye.

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: rupaulvevo)

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: glassbonesnpaperskin)

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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