My cat is your god
Reblogged from lacklustercorp, Posted by gifovea.
too-much-fandom:

ambassadorofunicorns:

mirificentia:

gifovea:

How Wings Are Attached to the Backs of Angels
by Craig Welsh (1996)

I find this weirdly fascinating

Correction: were

yOU KNOW YOU CAN LEAVE OKAY

rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

Reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy, Posted by moltres.
moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation
Reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy, Posted by deucalio.
deucalio:

Every time I open the freezer I fucking see this woman smiling at me with her small ass fucking ice cream cone
Reblogged from tea-and-cookies1000, Posted by scottbeale.
skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks
BuT GuiSE thE dOG Has A bALl tO plAY WIth

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

image

ok goodnight

yourtubes:

*calls you by your url at your funeral*