So I went outside today…

watchtheskytonight:

jen-rox:

kittycastrenchcoat:

I walked around in the city this afternoon. Enjoying the sun, the little shops, …

And in the first shop I went in I saw

a rack full of trenchcoats.

In the second store:

(The Doctor had a beard.                           ^ )

And in the book store there was this gentleman on the cover:

TUMBLR WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALOOOONE

My first ‘most-reblogged’ post and it’s about my miserable attempt to escape Tumblr.

You can leave tumblr, but tumblr will never leave you

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

is it illegal to name your kid nigga

(Source: hungarian)

shutupaubrey:

i love cold pizza are you trying to tell me you’ve never woken up in the morning and seen left over pizza in the fridge and scarfed it down in .02 secs don’t lie

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

• person: i can spend all day on the internet
• me: do you have a tumblr?
• person: no
• me: do you read fanfiction?
• person: no
• me: I don't understand

starllex:

when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

(Source: claydols)