ahlistenalison:

true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

well

(Source: lon-gnome)

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: drarna)

phanphanphan:

thestubbornandwayward:

thatlankyguy:

tomhiddlestonfans:

nintendoggy:

where do hot people come from

But England is freezing.

Exactly. We have to supply our own heat. 

oh my god

• Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
• Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.

primsore:

thisisnteenporno:

i wonder what jesus’s favorite color was

they didnt have colours back then everything was in black and white

(Source: princesslynn777)

grimelords:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day